I was just visiting some friends who have a real

working farm. I was watching this one rooster

chasing after this hen, when the friend's wife

came out to feed them. The rooster stopped

chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin

eating. I stood there thinking to myself,

A man was driving down a quiet country lane

when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack!

The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud

of feathers is in the air.

Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse,

rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man,

somewhat nervously, said, "I think I killed your

rooster. Please allow me to replace him."

"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks

over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt,

and suspenders.

He says, "What the hell is that all about?"

The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken

coop in the winter, and all his feathers got burnt

off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep

him warm."

"Yes," says the salesman, "But it's summer *now*."

"Well," replies the farmer, "There ain't nothing

funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen