With the overwhelming success of VIAGRA, the new

drug for the treatment of impotence in men, there has

been an interest on the part of many major companies

considering a possible merger with VIAGRA's

manufacturer. The potential market for a product like

VIAGRA, coupled with the established reputation of a

nationally recognized company could be a gold mine -

ESPECIALLY, WITH THE USE OF POPULAR

COMPANY MOTTOS!!

Consider a merger of VIAGRA with

AT&T whose motto is "Reach out and touch someone.

OR Burger King - "Home of the WHOPPER"

You get the idea. Here are some more possible slogans

Chevrolet - "Like a ROCK.

Energizer Batteries - "Keeps on going, and going, and

going......."

U.S. Army - "Be all that you can be.

Don't forget McDonald's, where you can "Supersize for

just $0.39!"

MCI can give a new twist to their "Friends & Family"

circles.

With Timex, it "Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Les Schwab Tires offers "Free Beef."

Surge pop says "Feel the rush.

VISA - "It's everywhere you want to be.

IBM provides "Solutions for a small planet."

With Allstate Insurance, "You're in good hands.

The Marines are "Looking for a few good men.

and of course

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra.

Any questions?

2. Just do her.

3. Viagra... built "ram" tough.

4. Tastes great, more filling.

5. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

6. Viagra. It plumps when you take 'em.

7. The "hardbeef" of America.

8. Get a piece of the rock.

9. This Pud's for you.

10. Viagra. The quicker pecker-picker-upper.

11. Viagra. It grows on you.