A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was

very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,

a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running

over seat to seat and starts shouting,

"BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."

She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the

cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the

Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"

There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is

looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the

pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard,

and all of a sudden started shouting,

A very well-built young blonde was lying on her

psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated

she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she

complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed;

I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being

a sales clerk and I failed at that, too."

The shrink thought for a moment and said,

"Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why

don't you try nursing?"

The blonde thinks about this for a moment, then

bares one of her large, beautiful breasts, points it

at the shrink, and says,