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There once was a conservative college in the mid-west

that had a standing rule, the heat was not to be turned

on in the dormitories prior to a certain date. Unfortunately,

one year, winter decided to rear its ugly head early.

Students in both the men's and women's dormitories

complained about the bitter cold, but were told that

nothing could be done. After days of no heat and no

respite in immediate sight, the ladies realized that their

dorm faced the equally cold men's dorm. They turned

a bed sheet into a banner with the message,

"TURN ON THE HEAT OR WE'LL TURN ON THE BOYS!"

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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement

came over the intercom "Will the students who are

parked on University Drive please move their cars so

that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there

was another announcement "Will the twelve hundred

A Pharmacy Sophomore was taking a course in

dispensing. One day they were discussing the

various labels affixed to prescription containers, such

as "Take with food" and "Take with water." At the

end of class, the professor passed out a few sample

labels. Days later she noticed that a classmate had

struck one of them onto his chemistry textbook. It read,