Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where,

in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If

one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth,

one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF*

one is instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be

seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies

Room, stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm

the most beautiful woman in the world."

*POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror

and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive!"

*POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in, stands

before the mirror and says, "I think..."

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst

way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local

vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with

the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the

blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own

alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe

you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps,

set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he

spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water,

shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator

swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the

creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the

swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the

dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the

blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts