“You know You Might Be Experiencing Menopause
IF…”
1. Hot Flashes: You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. Night Sweats: The person you sleep with complains about snow piling up on
the bed.
3. Mood Swings: Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is
using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused,
you shoot him.
4. Memory Loss: You write post-it notes with your kids’ names on them.
5. Irritability: Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home," and
your reply is, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie frigging Nelson."
6. Sleeplessness: The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate
Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.
7. Fatigue: You find Guacamole in your hair after a Mexican dinner.
8. Mild Incontinence: You change your underwear after every sneeze.
9. Sudden Weight Gain: You need the 'Jaws Of Life' to help you out of your
car after returning home from an Italian restaurant.
10. Dryness: You ask Jiffy Lube to put you up on a hoist.
11. Female Hormone Deficiency: You take a sudden interest in
"Wrestlemania."
12. Hormone Therapy: You’re on so much estrogen that you take your
Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendales.
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