Joke du Jour "You Know You're..." List Humor

You used to hold in your head the thought that all those gold chains on Mr. T actually looked kinda cool, and the thought that Mr. T made millions seemed rational to you at the time.

You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made your old big wheel quite obsolete.

The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.

You read the "Hot Video Games Player's Secrets" guide for Mortal Kombat just so you could find the hidden screen, and play Pong again for old time's sake.

Honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.

You were convinced for years that Batman was a mildly overweight man with a moderate beer belly who wore his underwear outside of his clothes and talked strangely.

You thought Sean Cassidy was "dreamy", lusted after "Ted, your ship's photographer" on the Love Boat and Chachi, or, to keep it fair to the comically interested, thought Fred was just a hunk on Scooby Doo.

You're starting to dread you're 30th birthday, and have even begun going into denial about its possibility.

Your hair, at some point in time in the 80s, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting."

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