"Santa's Dilemma"
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a
robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa
arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy
voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to
the children, you know."
The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even
sexier voice, “Oh Santa, please stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta get the presents to
the children, you know." Santa begins to sweat.
The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to
the children, you know." Santa wipes his
brow.
She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay....."
Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gottastay,
Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!”
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