"Winter Qs & As"
Q: What is THE main reason Santa
is so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the
naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any
children?
A: Because he only comes once a
year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
Q: Why are women's breasts like a
train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
A: Because they were originally
made for children but it's the fathers who want to play with them.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a
day at the office?
A: You do all the work, and the
fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: How are a Christmas tree and a
priest alike?
A: They both have ornamental
balls.
Q: How come you never hear
anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive?" Olive?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive
the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
Q: What do the female reindeer do
when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town, and blow a
few bucks.
Q: What's the difference between
snowmen and snow ladies?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why did the snowman have a
smile on his face?
A: Because the snow blower was
coming down the block.
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