"Santa's Lap"
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on
Santa's lap. Santa asks, “What would you
like Santa to bring you for Christmas"?
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe". Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and
says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No", says the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she
fakes it with Ken."
"Holiday
Gesture"
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates
waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must
present something Christmassy.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed
in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks "How do these represent
Christmas?"
Answer: "They're
Carol's."
"Eggnog Recipe"
As the holiday season is here, may I suggest the traditional French eggnog:
four egg yolks, 2 teaspoons of sugar, half-gallon of eggnog ice cream, four jiggers of
cognac in a tall, warm lass.
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