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“Merry Christmas and Happy New Year”

  •  Afrikaans - Geseende Kersfees en 'n voorspoedige nuwe jaar.
  • Arabic - Eid Saed wa kull sana wa antom bi khair [Jordanian Arabic]
  • Argentine - Felices Pasquas Y felices ano Nuevo
  • Australian - 'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!
  • Bohemian - Vesele Vanoce
  • Brazilian - Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
  • Bulgarian - Vesela Koleda i chestita nova godina!
  • Catalan - Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou!
  • Chilean - Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano Nuevo (Castellano version of Spanish)
  • Chinese - Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai (Mandarin)
  • Chinese - Sing Dan Fae Lok. Gung Hai Fat Choi (Cantonese)
  • Croatian - Sretan Bozic
  • Czech - Stastne a vesele vanoce a stastny novy rok!
  • Danish - God jul og godt nyter.
  • Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuw Jaar
  • English - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
  • Eskimo - (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!
  • Esperanto - Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron
  • Estonian - Haeid joulupuehi ja head uut aastat!
  • Faeroese - Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar!
  • Filipino - Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon!!     [Tagalog]
  • Finnish - Hauskaa Joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta!
  • Flemish - Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar
  • French - Joyeux Noel et Bonne Ann!
  • French - Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee
  • Gaelic - Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath!
  • Galician - Bo Nadal
  • German - Froehliche Weihnachten und ein glueckliches Neues Jahr.
  • Greek - Hronia polla kai eytyhismenos o kainourios hronos
  • Guarani - Navidad Ara Pora
  • Hausa - Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!
  • Hawaiian - Mele Kalikimaka au Haouli Makahiki Hou!!
  • Hebrew - L'shana Tova (To a good year) Chag Sameach (Happy Holiday)
  • Hungarian - Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet
  • Icelandic - Gle[eth]ileg jol gott og fars
  • Indonesian - Selamat Hari Natal dan Selamat Tahun Baru!
  • Iraqi - Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
  • Irish - Nollaig faoi shean agus faoi shonas duit agus bliain nua faoi mhaise dhuit!
  • Italian - Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo!
  • Japanese - Meri Kurisumasu soshite Akemashite Omedeto!
  • Korean - Se-he bok mani paduseyo!
  • Latin - Festivus Festum Nativitatis Christi et Beautis Novus Annus.!
  • Latvian - Priecigus Ziemsvetkus un Laimigu Jaungadu!
  • Lithuanian - Linksmu Kaledu
  • Maltese - Nixtieklek Milied tajjeb u is-sena t-tabja!
  • Modern Greek - Kala Christougenna kai evtichismenos o kainourios chronos!
  • Norwegian - God Jul Og Godt Nytt Aar
  • Polish - Wesolych Swiat i Szczesliwego Nowego Roku
  • Portuguese - Feliz Natal e um Prospero Ano Novo
  • Romanche - (sursilvan dialect): Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn!
  • Romanian - Craciun fericit si un an nou fericit
  • Russian - S nastupaiushchim Novym Godom i s Rozhdestvom Khristovym!
  • Serbian - Hristos se rodi
  • Slovak - Vesele Vianoce i na zdravie v novom roku!
  • Slovakian - Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce
  • Spanish - Feliz Navidad y Prospero ano nuevo!
  • Swedish - God Jul Och Ett Gott Nytt Ar
  • Thai - Suk san wan Christmas
  • Thai - Suk san wan pee mai - Happy New Year
  • Trukeese - (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!
  • Turkish - Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
  • Ukrainan - Z novym rokom i s rizdvom Hrystovym!
  • Vietnamese - Chuc mung nam moi va Giang Sing vui ve
  • Welsh - Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Da!"
  • Yoruba - E ku odun, e ku iye'dun!

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