"Pre-Christmas Flight Check"
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation
Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer.
Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would
examine all his equipment and truly put his flying skills to the test.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer
harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's
weight and balance calculations for sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his
seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in
carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for?!?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead
of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're going to lose
an engine on takeoff."
"Pulled Over"
A New York Police has pulled Santa over to the curb, asking, "Why are
you driving on the highway when you are supposed to be in air?"
Santa replied, "My Pilot License expired yesterday. Now you want to give me a ticket for not wearing my
seat belt?"
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