"The Nativity Scene"
A 7-year old child was drawing a picture of the Nativity. The picture was
very good, including Mary, Joseph and, of course, baby Jesus.
However, there was a fat man standing in the corner of the stable that just
did not seem to fit in. When the child was asked about it, she replied, "Oh, That's
Round John Virgin."
"Santa's Lap"
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And
what would you like for Christmas ?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped:
"Didn't you get my E-mail?"
"Christmas Pageant"
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At
dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.
Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, "Well,
you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an
angel."
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