"Early Shopper"
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing
this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
"Watch and Perfume"
The little girl was SO proud of her Christmas presents, her first watch and
her first perfume. She really made a pest of
herself throughout the morning, going up to all the relatives and sticking that watch in
their ear and insisting that they smell her perfume.
The preacher was coming for lunch, but before his arrival, the girl's mother
had said, "If you mention that watch or that perfume just once more, I'm going to
send you to your room for the rest of the day."
The meal went rather well, and the little girl held her tongue until just
when the desert was being served. She wanted
to make sure that the preacher, too, knew about her new watch and her perfume: "If you hear anything or smell anything ...
it's me!"
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