“Thelma Goldstein in Fl”
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago
treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she
wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a
small room for two weeks."
"I'm awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of
our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there's a room."
"Not so fast, Madam.
I'm sorry, but this hotel is restricted.
No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who's
Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of G-d?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn't let a Jew rent a room in his
hotel!"
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