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"Christmas Carol Quiz" Part II

 

1. The apartment of 2 psychiatrists.

2.  The lad is a diminutive percussionist.

3.  Decorate the entry-ways.

4.  Sir Lancelot with laryngitis.

5.  A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

6.  Present me naughty but dual incisors for this festive Yuletide.

7.  The smog-less bewitching hour arrived.

8.  Exuberation to this orb.

9.  288 Yuletide hours.

10. Do you perceive the same longitudinal pressure which stimulates

my auditory sense organs.

11. The red-suited pa is due in this burg.

12. Stepping on the pad cover.

13. Uncouth dolt has his beezer in the booze and thinks he is a Dark Cloud's boyfriend.

14. Far back in a hay bin.

15. Leave and do an elevated broadcast.

16. That exiguous hamlet south of the holy city.

17. Behold! I envisioned a trio of nautical vessels.

18. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully.

19. A joyful song relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck.

20. As the guardians of little woolly animal's protected their charges in the shadows of the earth.

 

Here are the answers.

 

1.  The Nutcracker Suite

2.  Little Drummer boy

3.  Deck the Halls

4.  Silent Night

5.  Noel (No L)

6.  All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

7.  It came upon a midnight clear

8.  Joy to the world

9.  12 Days of Christmas

10. Do you hear what I hear

11. Santa Claus is coming to town

12. Up on the house top

13. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

14. Away in a manger

15. Go tell it on the mountain

16. O little town of Bethlehem

17. I saw three ships

18. Hark the Herald angels sing...

19. Jingle Bells

20. As Shepherds watched their flocks by night


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