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"Christmas Carol Quiz" Part I

 

1. Have hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief.

2. Listen, the celestial messengers produce harmonious sounds.

3. Nocturnal time span of unbroken quietness.

4. An emotion excited by the acquisition or expectation of good given to the terrestrial sphere.

5. Embellish heavenly beings to whom hearken.

6. Exalted heavenly beings to whom hearkened.

7. Twelve o'clock on a clement night witnessed its arrival.

8. The Christmas preceding all others.

9. Small municipality in Judas southeast of Jerusalem.

10. Diminutive, masculine master of skin-covered percussionist cylinders.

11. Omnipotent supreme being who elicits respite to ecstatic distinguished males.

12. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere.

13. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals.

14. Expectation of arrival to populated areas by mythical, masculine perennial gift-giver.

15. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as a hallucinatory phenomenon for me.

16. The first person nominative plural of far eastern heads of state.

17. Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulum in inverted, metallic resonant cups.

18. In distant location the existence of an improvised unit of newborn children's slumber furniture.

19. Proceed forth declaring upon a specific geological alpine formation.

20. Jovial yuletide desired for the second person singular or plural by us.

 

Here's the Answer List.   (How many did you get?)

 

 1. Oh Come All Ye Faithful

 2. Hark, the Herald Angels Sing

 3. Silent Night

 4. Joy To The World

 5. Deck The Halls

 6. Angels We Have Heard On High

 7. It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

 8. First Noel

 9. Oh, Little Town Of Bethleham

10. Little Drummer Boy

11. Come Reat Ye Merry Gentlemen

12. Peace on Earth

13. Frosty the Snowman

14. Santa Claus is Coming to Town

15. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

16. We Three Kings

17. Jingle Bells

18. Away in a Manager

19. Go Tell It On The Mountain

20. We Wish You a Merry Christmas


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