"Office Holiday Memo"
To:
All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office
conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the
following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure
Industry Council).
1. Running
aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
2. Playing
Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance
bill)
3. Work
requests are not to be filed under "Bah
humbug."
4. Company cars
are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All
fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a
Happy Holiday.
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