"Union Starting Time"
A man was being interviewed for a job.
"Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer. "Yes, I was
a marine", responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Afghanistan for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs, I lost both
testicles."
"You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10:00 AM."
"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment
because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit
around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."
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