"Organizational Chart"
When Blue Collar workers get together, they talk about football...
When Middle Management get together, they talk about tennis...
When Top Management gets together, they talk about golf...
Logical Conclusion:
The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls are.
"Union Plumber"
A plumber was called to woman's apartment in New York to repair a leaking
pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite beautiful.
During the course of the afternoon the two became extremely "friendly."
About 5:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.
"That was my husband," she said, putting down the phone. "He's
on his way home, but is going back to the office around 8. Come back then and we can
take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What?
On my own time??"
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