“Pickle Factory”
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He
had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his
wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had
an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His
wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated
that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to
overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could
see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put
my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My G-d, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh... She got fired
too."
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