"The Boss's Itinerary"
To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team
members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your
leisure hours. Agenda follows:
Day 1: The "10 Deadliest Snakes" Fall Tour. You and a guest will be
escorted through the outback and provided with the opportunity to handle and examine each
of the world's 10 most deadly snakes.
Day 2: The "Great White Encounter." You and your tour guide will
take a small boat to the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be able to dive into the
chum-laden water and experience the beauty of the Great White shark.
Day 3: The Aboriginal "Festival of Spears." You will be the
honored guest of a small aboriginal village as they celebrate the subjugation of the
aboriginal race by the white man, with free liquor and a special weapons exhibition.
Day 4: The "Crocodile Dundee" Petting Zoo. You will be able to come
up-close and personal with the occasionally harmless salt-water crocodiles of the
Australian coast. Lucky audience members are asked to participate in a croc wrestling
exhibition.
Day 5: "Those Marvelous Morays." This tour will once again
return you to the beauty of the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be allowed to hand feed
special finger-shaped sausages to the wild eels of Stubby Hand Reef.
We hope you will enjoy your trip!
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