"Railroad Job Interview"
Andy wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.
The inspector asked him this question: "What would you
do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track?
Andy said," I would switch the points for one of the
trains."
"What if the lever broke?", asked the inspector.
"Then I'd dash down to the signal box", said
Andy. "and use the manual lever there."
"What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector.
"Then..." Andy continued, "I'd run back into
signal box & phone the next signal box."
"What if the phone was engaged?"
"Well.....in that case," persevered Andy, ”I'd
rush down out of the box & use the PUBLIC emergency phone at the level of the crossing
up there..."
"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"
"Oh, well then I'd run into the village & get my
Uncle Brown."
This puzzled the Inspector, so he asked, "Why would
you do that???"
"Because
he's never seen a train wreck!!"
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