"Unionized Workers"
A fellow stopped at some Southern state gas station and, after filling his
tank, he paid the bill and bought soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he
watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three
feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While
one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25 feet behind filling in the old.
"Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me
what's going on here with this digging?"
"Well, we're union, and we work for the state," one of the men
said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not
accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the
county's money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his
shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally,
There are three of us--me, Rodney and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree, and
Mike here puts the dirt back. Union says that
just because Rodney's sick, that don't mean that Mike and me shouldn't work!"
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