“Is Your Boss Your Friend?”
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their project manager
are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof -- out pops a genie. "Thank you for
releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant
you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will
grant one wish to each of you."
The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I’d like to be
sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an all-girl crew."
"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer disappears.
The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I’d like to be
riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American Southwest."
"It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears.
The project manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs
his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie,
"I'd like those two back in the office after lunch."
Have a website? PLEASE, paste this code in the HTML of your website to link to
us
— it's fast and easy! And it's the best way to let as many people as possible
know about cool funny jokes Joke du Jour has prepared for you!! Thanks!
<a
href="http://www.jokedujour.com/archive/archive.htm">Cool Funny
Jokes</a> |
|
