"Thanksgiving Dinner on the Run."
A woman called a help number to find out how long it would take to roast her
turkey.
To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird
weighed.
The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still running around
outside."
“Big Turkeys”
There's the time a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The
stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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