"Things To Do To Liven Up Thanksgiving
Dinner"
1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the
blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that It's
the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.
2. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say,
"I'm thankful I didn't get caught." and refuse to say anything more
3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's
not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game When he comes into
the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV.
4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known
to exist at turkey farms.
5. During Mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they
wouldn't notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing.”
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