“You Know You've Overdone Thanksgiving If”
* You spill more food on you than
the local soup kitchen dispenses
* Paramedics bring in the Jaws of
Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
* Your after dinner moans are
loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
* The "Gravy Boat" your
wife set out was a real 12' boat !
* The potatoes you used set off
another famine in Ireland
* You get grass stains on your
butt after a walk, but never sat down
* Your "Big Elvis
Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist
* You receive a Sumo Wrestler
application in your e-mail
* You set off 3 earthquake
seismographs on your morning jog Friday
* Pricking your finger for
cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
* You have 5 TV sets side-by-side
to catch all the football games
* A guest quotes a Biblical
passage from "The Feeding of the 5000"
* That rash on your stomach turns
out to be steering wheel burn
* Your wife wears a life jacket
at nite in your water bed
* Representatives from the
Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
* You consider gluttony as your
patriotic duty
* It looks like the left-overs
are gonna last until Christmas
* Your arms are too short to
reach the keyboard & delete this message
You are what you eat.... and you are NOT gonna like being a turkey.
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