“10 things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but
aren't:”
10. "Reach in and grab the
giblets."
9. "Whew...that's one
terrific spread!"
8. "I am in the mood for a
little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs together
will keep the inside moist."
6. "Talk about a HUGE
breast!"
5. "And he forces his way
into the end zone!"
4. "She's 5000 pounds fully
inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
3. "It's cool whip
time!"
2. "If I don't unbutton my
pants, I am going to burst!"
..... and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but
isn't.....
1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts
out."
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