"Tattoos"
A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and requests a tattoo of a pilgrim on the
inside of her thigh. The tattoo artist thinks this is an odd request but he complies and
does the tattoo. A week later this same lady again returns to the tattoo parlor and this
time requests a tattoo of Santa Claus tattooed on the inside of her other thigh.
After completing the tattoo the artist just has to ask, "Why do you want
a tattoo of a pilgrim on the inside of one thigh and a tattoo of Santa Claus on the inside
of your other thigh?"
To which the woman replies," Because I am SICK and TIRED of my husband
saying there is ever anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
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