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"How to Cook a Turkey"

 Step 1:   Go buy a turkey

 Step 2:   Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

 Step 3:   Put turkey in the oven

 Step 4:   Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

 Step 5:   Set the degree at 375 ovens

 Step 6:   Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

 Step 7:   Turn oven the on

 Step 8:   Take 4 whisks of drinky

 Step 9:   Turk the bastey

 Step 10:  Whiskey another bottle of get

 Step 11:  Stick a turkey in the thermometer

 Step 12:  Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

 Step 13:  Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

 Step 14:  Take the oven out of the turkey Hiccup!!

 Step 15:  Take the oven out of   the turkey

 Step 16:  Floor the turkey up off of the pick

 Step 17:  Turk the carvey

 Step 18:  Get yourself another scottle of botch

 Step 19:  Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

 Step 20:  Bless the saying, pass and eat out