"An IRS Audit"
A man, called in for an audit at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on
what to wear.
"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper."
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice.
"Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and
tie."
Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and
requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the
rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding
night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.'
But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your
most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'
The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with
the IRS?"
"No matter what you wear,
you are going to get screwed."
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