"1040 B Standard Breasts Tax Form"
Since the IRS has decided to tax men's penises, it has come to believe that
women shouldn't be left out. So they have
decided that a Breast Tax is in order.
Please refer to the chart below for your tax computation:
AA cup
Flat rate
$ 5.00
A cup
Slight
rise
$10.00
B cup
Normal
rate
$15.00
C cup
Over
abundant rate
$20.00
D cup*
"Are
they real?" rate $40.00
PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under AA cup is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN ENLARGEMENT!!!
* Females exceeding D cup should
consult their tax advisor for the KNOCK YOUR EYES OUT Capital Gains tax.
Boobs Checker,
Internal Revenue Service
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