“A New Tax”
To: All Male U.S. Citizens And Residents
From: I.R.S Service Center
RE:
Notice of increase in tax payments
The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is
hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up
and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top
of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 200X your penis will be taxed according to size. The
categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches Luxury
Tax $30.00
8 - 10
Pole
Tax
25.00
5 - 8
Privilege
Tax 15.00
4 - 5
Nuisance
Tax 3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return.
NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Sincerely,
Pecker
Checker
IRS
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