"Two Guys, ? Brains?"
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught
30 fish. One guy said to his friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here
again
tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his
friend, "Did you mark that spot?"
His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the
boat."
The first one said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get that
same boat today!?!?"
"Leo & Sam"
Leo and Sam exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the
key which was in the ignition.
Realizing the mistake, Leo asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to
open it."
"No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People will think we're
trying to break in."
Then Leo suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the
rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"
"No," said Sam. "People will think we're too dumb to use a
coat hanger."
"Well," sighed Leo, "we'd better think of something fast. It's
starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"
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