"The Life Of Riley"
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.
Already there is a long-time resident who looks to be 100 years old.
The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.
The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never
believe that I used to live the life of Riley! I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four
fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."
The new man asked, "So, what happened?"
"Er... One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
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