"Wild Night In Mexico"
One night three guys decide to go down to Mexico to party. They get there and party so hard they pass out in
an alley. The next morning they wake up to find out their wallets have been stolen. They
discussed how they were going to get across the border without any identification and
finally came to the conclusion that they would find a cargo truck and hide inside.
After waiting a few hours, they finally found one heading to the States. The
first Longhorn gets on and hides in a crate, the second finds another crate to hide in,
and one guy finds a burlap sack. The other two
in confusion said, "What are you doing? The
border patrol will find you there" The first guy assures them not to worry and that
he has a plan.
So down the road they come to the checkpoint and, sure enough, the border
patrol gets on the truck to inspect the crates. He
comes upon the first crate and gives it a kick. The
first guy says, "Moooooooo....."
The inspector says, "Oh just a cow."
Then he comes across the next crate and gives it a kick. The second guy says, “Baaaaaaaaa......"
The inspector says, "Oh just some sheep" and moves on until he
comes to the burlap sack. With much confusion
to the shape of its contents he gives it a good shake to which the third guy responds
with:
"POOTAATOOOES...."
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