"Two Black Eyes In One Blow?"
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates
were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?"
"It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady
stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the butt
of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over
and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me
one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry
that I pulled the dress out of her crack -- so I tried to poke it back in..."
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