"Bungee Jumping in Mexico"
Eke and Zeb decided to build a bungee jumping tower in Cabo
San Lucas, to make a little money. They pooled
their money and bought everything they'd need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They traveled to Mexico and begun to set up on the
square. As they are constructing the tower, a
crowd begins to assemble. After they got it
set up, they noticed that the crowds gather, but nobody buys tickets....
Zeke tells Zeb, "Maybe we should demonstrate it, so
they'll get the idea."
After Zeb is strapped in, he jumps, falling almost all they
way to the ground before springing back.
As Zeb came back up, Zeke noticed that his clothes were all
torn and wondered what this was all about.
Zeb went down again, bouncing as jumping this way does, and
this time when he came back, up Zeke noticed that Zeb was bleeding!
Zeke thought, "Wow... what's going on here? Is the
cord too short? Is he touching ground?"
Zeb went back down for a third time, and this time when he
sprung back up Zeke noticed that he had blood, contusions, and cuts all over his body.
"Huh?"
Zeke pulled Zeb in and said, "Zeb, what
happened?"
Zeb, totally dazed, groaned out in obvious pain,
"I don't know... but what's a
piņata?"
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