“Quickies, Anyone?”
A guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. A
few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy if he knew what he
wanted. The guy says "I'd like a quickie." The
waitress flushes and says, "That's not funny. Now, what would you
like to order?" The guys says, "I'd really like a
quickie." The waitress angrily storms off after this.
Another customer overheard the conversation. He leans
over and says to the guy, "I think, that it's pronounced quiche...."
"Know What To Bring!"
A man in his twenties appeared in court for some small traffic violations.
The man was asked to raise his right hand and place his left on the Bible to be sworn to
truth.
While his arm was raised, and bag containing a pound of marijuana fell from
his sleeve. He was sentenced to a much longer jail sentence than anyone anticipated.
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