 "A Lost Ball"
A foursome was on the last hole. When
the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would
meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the
plan and waited for their friend.
After a considerable time he appeared ...disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten
up. They all wanted to know what on Earth
happened to him.
He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his
ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in
obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail
and saw a golf ball solidly embedded! It was a
yellow Titelist so he knew it was not his. At
this time a woman came out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball.
The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does this look
like yours?"
....and that was the last thing he could remember.
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