 “Golfer And Mother Nature”
While playing a round of golf one day, Bill hit a shot into the middle of a
field of buttercups. As he was preparing to
hit his next shot (probably uprooting most of the buttercups) a voice out of nowhere said,
"Please don't hurt my buttercups."
Bill, not sure he heard correctly, prepared to hit his shot anyway. Again a voice asked him not to hurt the buttercups.
Bill placed his ball back on the fairway to make his shot and instantly
MOTHER NATURE appeared. "Thank you for
not hurting my buttercups, as a reward I will give you a year's supply of butter !"
Bill was momentarily surprised and then he became angry ..... "Thanks a lot lady, but where were you when I
was stuck in the PUSSY WILLOWS !!!"
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