 "Important Tips For Safe Boating
Fun!"
When launching a boat, always back the boat into the water. Pulling the boat
into the water can really mess up your carburetor.
When waterskiing, never allow a feisty duck to hitch a ride on your skis.
Always stay at least five boat-lengths behind the whale in front of you.
While sinking to the bottom of a lake or ocean, screaming does not help.
When boating, always wear a swimsuit with suspenders. This makes it easier on
the guys with the grappling hook when they're trying to retrieve your body.
Drowning can cause severe shortness of breath. And you don't even want to
think about what it does to your complexion.
Always wear a life jacket in case you fall overboard. Also, it's a good idea
to take along something to read, in case you're swallowed by a whale. Most whales seem to
enjoy Moby Dick.
Boating while intoxicated is not illegal in some states, but it's stupid in
all of them.
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