 "The
Super Bowl Fan"
A man receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.
Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in
the corner of the stadium-he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter he notices an empty seat 10 rows off
the field right on the 50 yard line. He
decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security
guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him,
"Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
The man replies negatively. Now,
very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, he again inquires of the man next to
him,
"This is incredible! Who in
their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she
passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together at since we got married
in 1967."
"Well, that's terribly sad. But
still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or close friend?"
"No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral."
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