| "Freedom"
An American tourist, while visiting Moscow, boasts to one of the locals,
"We have great freedom in America. At any
given moment, I can dial the White House and tell President that he stinks!"
The infuriated Russian replies, "Hey, that's no big deal! I can do the same thing! At any given moment, I can dial the White House and
tell that President that he stinks, TOO!"
"Adam & Eve"
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve
frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They
must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so
beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No way! They have no
clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out; "They have only an apple to
eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise.
Obviously, they are Russian."
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