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"The Russian and the Golden Fish"
A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman wash up on a desert island together
with only the clothes on their back.
After several days of wrenching hunger, heat and sleeplessness, the Frenchman
succeeds at catching a beautiful golden fish with a rod fashioned from a bamboo pole, line
meticulously unwound from his shirt, and a hook fashioned from a paperclip found in the
Englishman's pants pocket.
The Frenchman reels the fish in and the three are salivating in their desire
to devour this gift from the deep. The Russian grabs the fish by the tail and is about to
whack it on a rock to kill it, when the fish speaks.
"Spare my life, and I will give each of you two wishes," the golden
fish says.
Stunned and mocking, the Frenchman says, "Hah, if you really were a
magic fish, I would wish myself off this G-d-foresaken island and back in Paris with a
million francs."
POOF! The Frenchman disappears.
The Englishman and Russian look at each other in amazement. With only a
moment's hesitation, the Englishman quickly blurts out, "Send me home to London
and give me a million pounds."
POOF! And the Russian is standing alone on the beach with the golden
fish in his hands. He thinks for a moment, then, with a smile, says, "Those were two
great guys. I miss them. Bring them back here, and give us three bottles of vodka."
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