"Lord's Answers"
An elderly black man walked into the church one day,
lowered himself to his knees, looked towards the heavens, then called out, "Lord,
Lord, please listen to me."
To his shock, a booming voice rang out, "What can I do
you for you, my son?"
"Lord," the man replied, "I be sixty-four
years old, and I never figured out why you gave me a black skin."
G-d said, "I wanted your skin to be able to withstand
the burning hot sun near the Equator."
The man paused in thought, and then asked, "Lord, why
did you give me such long legs?"
"So you could outrun the animals of the jungle."
"And why did I get fuzzy hair?"
G-d replied patiently, "Because, my son, I did not
want you to catch your hair on the thick brush in the jungle."
The man said, "I see." He pursed his lips, the
said, "I have one more question, Lord."
"So....er...What am I doing in Cleveland?!!"
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