"Vacation"
One day G-d was talking to St. Peter:
G-d : Peter, I'm getting bored up here, do you have any ideas on what to do?
St. Peter: How about a holiday? It’s nice on Saturn at the moment.
G-d : No .. Too much gravity; too much stomping around.
St. Peter: How about somewhere lighter, like Mercury?
G-d : No .. Too hot there.
St. Peter: Somewhere in between then, maybe Earth?
G-d : No .. Terrible gossips there. I went there 2000 years ago, had an
affair with a Jewish girl, and they're still talking about it!
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