"The Creation Story As Told By The Cat"
On the first day of creation, G-d created the cat.
On the second day, G-d created man to serve the cat.
On the third, G-d created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential
food for the cat.
On the fourth day, G-d created honest toil so that man could labor for the
good of the cat.
On the fifth day, G-d created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might
not play with it.
On the sixth day, G-d created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and
the man broke.
On the seventh day, G-d tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litter box.
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