"Learning To Drive"
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked
his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said
to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a
little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it"
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father
if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of
you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't
get hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know
dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair,
Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they
went!"
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